Bear Assed Monkey
Bear Assed Monkey
Also known as: Illuminauto #41
Overview
Bear Assed Monkey is an autoflowering hybrid cannabis strain developed by Mephisto Genetics as Illuminauto #41, released in 2020. This strain represents a carefully crafted cross between 3 Bears OG and 4 Assed Monkey, combining the legendary Bear OG genetics with Gorilla Glue #4 lineage. The strain showcases the classic OG characteristics in a compact, manageable autoflowering format that flowers in 63-70 days from seed. Bear Assed Monkey produces bulky plants with dense, resin-coated buds that exhibit exceptional bag appeal and sparkly trichome coverage. Despite being classified as smaller to medium-sized plants, they yield generously when given proper care, typically reaching heights of 50-80cm. The strain benefits from gentle leaf tucking and light defoliation techniques but doesn't require heavy training due to its limited vegetative period. Known for producing heavyweight effects, this strain is particularly suited for evening or nighttime use, delivering potent relaxation and sedative qualities that can be overwhelming for inexperienced users while satisfying seasoned cannabis enthusiasts.
Effects
Reported Medical Uses
- Users report relief from insomnia
- May help with aching joints
- Often used for evening/nighttime medication
- Users report strong sedative effects for sleep disorders
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
Possible Negative Effects
- Overwhelming for Novices
- Dry Mouth
- Dry Eyes
- Dry mouth
- Dry eyes
- Can be overwhelming for inexperienced users
- May cause heavy sedation
Growing Information
Bear Assed Monkey is an autoflowering strain with moderate growing difficulty, suitable for both indoor and outdoor cultivation. Plants flower in 63-70 days from germination and reach heights of 50-80cm, making them ideal for small spaces. Expected yield ranges from 80-120 grams per plant. The strain benefits from gentle leaf tucking every few days and strategic light defoliation but should avoid heavy training techniques due to limited vegetative time. Plants produce multiple bud sites and respond well to LST (Low Stress Training) methods. The strain is known for producing dense, resin-encrusted buds with excellent bag appeal and is relatively hardy, making it suitable for beginners with attention to care.