Alien Asshat
Alien Asshat
Also known as: Alien Ass Hat
Overview
Alien Asshat is an indica-dominant hybrid cannabis strain developed by Sky High Gardens in Washington state. The strain is believed to be a cross between Alien OG and Asshat (which itself is a cross of Gorilla Grape and Big Laughing), though its exact lineage remains somewhat mysterious due to breeder secrecy. This enigmatic strain has gained recognition for its potent psychedelic effects and distinctive appearance featuring olive green buds with bright orange pistils and a heavy coating of crystal trichomes. Alien Asshat is characterized by its ability to deliver a powerful cerebral experience combined with physical relaxation, making it popular among both recreational and medical cannabis users. The strain's name adds an element of whimsy to the cannabis community while its effects are taken quite seriously by enthusiasts who appreciate its unique combination of introspective and euphoric qualities.
Effects
Reported Medical Uses
- Users report relief from depression
- May help with chronic stress
- Often used for chronic pain management
- Users report relief from migraines and headaches
- May help with fatigue
- Often used for PTSD symptoms
- Users report anxiety relief
- May help with nausea
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
Possible Negative Effects
Growing Information
Alien Asshat has an indoor flowering period of 8-10 weeks with yields of 12-14 ounces per square meter. The strain is considered moderately challenging to grow due to its mysterious genetic lineage and specific cultivation requirements. It thrives in both indoor and outdoor settings but requires careful attention to environmental conditions including temperature, humidity, and airflow management. Indoor growers should maintain stable conditions while outdoor cultivation in the Northern Hemisphere typically sees harvest between the first and third week of October, yielding around 14 ounces per plant. The strain may exhibit some variability in growth patterns, making cultivation somewhat unpredictable and requiring patience and expertise from growers.